Past life calculator

According to the calculator, the lesson that my last past life brought to my present incarnation:
You fulfill your lesson by helping old folks and children. You came to this life to learn to care about the weak and the helpless.
How about you?
Thanks to attu for the link.

w-Hoops

At least they didn't get shut out.

Yo! Yo!

The Champ is here !

A Brazillion

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"